“*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*
*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*
PUT YOUR NAME
*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY*
IN THE GOBLET
*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*
OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.
we’re never gonna get over this are we
things girls dont like about boys
- "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
- *draws penis on literally everything*
- "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
- "yeah it’s 8 inches"
- "she looks like such a bitch"
- "lmao im such a lesbian"
- "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
- "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"
"period cramps cant be that bad”
"Jesus. Are you on your period?
This is how you feminist ally.
Translation: The Irish kid’s been blowing shit up since the day he got here, ask him
Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.
WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US
what if one day
STAFF WE LOVE YOU
DID THE STAFF JUST USE A FUCKING STARKID GIF OH MY WIZARD GOD